James CassarinoJul 31, 20172 min readThe Dark Tower ReviewThe Dark Tower was… horrendous. This movie upsets me on many levels. In this review, I will evaluate The Dark Tower as both an adaptation...
James CassarinoJun 3, 20172 min readWonder Woman ReviewWonder Woman was… surprisingly good! After a series of offerings which ranged from disappointing to flat out awful DC finally made a...
James CassarinoAug 7, 20162 min readSuicide Squad ReviewSuicide Squad was… not good. Like its predecessor Batman v. Superman, Suicide Squad tries to combine several movies into one, giving us a...
James CassarinoApr 10, 20161 min readHardcore Henry ReviewHardcore Henry was… a fun experiment. Do not go to this movie expecting a solid narrative, compelling characters, or witty dialogue. You...
James CassarinoMar 27, 20162 min readBatman v Superman: Dawn of Justice ReviewBatman v. Superman Dawn of Justice was… a shitshow. Batman v. Superman is one of the greatest showdowns in comic book history. Man versus...
James CassarinoOct 25, 20151 min readThe Last Witch Hunter ReviewThe Last Witch Hunter was... god awful. Vin Diesel fits this role about as well as he does in his baby gap tank top. The dialogue is...
James CassarinoOct 18, 20151 min readBeasts of No Nation ReviewBeasts of No Nation was… powerful. This is an uncompromising film that makes no attempt to justify what is happening on screen to you....
James CassarinoOct 12, 20151 min readCrimson Peak ReviewCrimson Peak was...beautiful. Truly phenomenal visuals are not quite enough to distract from a somewhat lacking plot, it reveals too much...
James CassarinoOct 5, 20151 min readThe Martian ReviewThe Martian was...stellar! For a movie that spans such a long period of time its ability to build and maintain tension was magnificent....
James CassarinoSep 25, 20151 min readSkeleton Twins ReviewSkeleton Twins was...unexpected. Despite what the trailers might have you believe, this is not a comedy, and the fleeting moments of...