James CassarinoMay 25, 20191 min readBrightburn ReviewBrightburn was… solid A horror flick that makes the most out of a modest budget. The film plays out like a typical slasher with some...
James CassarinoMay 23, 20191 min readJohn Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum ReviewJohn Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum is nowhere near as tedious as its title. John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum is nowhere near as tedious as...
James CassarinoMay 23, 20192 min readPokémon: Detective Pikachu ReviewUgh, Pokémon Detective Pikachu was, technically a film. I grew up with the Pokémon franchise. I spent a significant amount of my...
James CassarinoMay 23, 20191 min readGood Time ReviewGood Time was… trippy. This is Pattinson in his dirtiest, most depraved performance to date, and he knocks it out of the park. The film...
James CassarinoMay 1, 20193 min readAvengers: Endgame ReviewAvengers Endgame was... just about everything it needed to be. Copious amounts of fan service with callbacks to various points in the...
James CassarinoApr 13, 20192 min readHellboy ReviewOk I watched it so you don't have to, here we go. Hellboy (2019) was a tedious bore. It basically rehashes Del Toro's vastly superior...
James CassarinoApr 12, 20191 min readShazam ReviewShazam was... a great time! Feeling more like Sam Raimi's Spiderman than more recent superhero fare Shazam combines the camp of those...
James CassarinoApr 12, 20191 min readPet Sematary ReviewPet Sematary probably should've stayed buried. The first half is nothing but endless exposition about what essentially amounts to the...
James CassarinoMar 10, 20191 min readCaptain Marvel ReviewCaptain Marvel was...fine. In some ways it feels like a regression back to the first phase of the MCU, following many of the same story...
James CassarinoMar 9, 20191 min readUs ReviewUs was... pretty good. Coming off the incredible hype for anything Jordan Peele that Get Out left in its wake, Us might feel like a...